why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

Everyone has a 2 AM and a 2 PM personality.
― (via guy)




once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.


I finally realized being happy comes naturally. If you try and force yourself to be happy, you will end up 10 feet deeper in sadness


I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility


Showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns